This book is a banger, and I know bangers.

This book got me to pass theology 2!!!

straight up made me an atheist. also called me stinky live on twitch.tv because i dont fit into american heteronormativity. there’s also the prolife section and the xenophobic section (the whole book). almost cant believe it isnt satire

After reading this my dog now walks on the ceiling. I also accidentally speak Hebrew sometimes.

this book makes me want to stab myself, take the knife out, heal the wound, stab myself again but in a different place, let it heal, reopen both wounds, pour crickets that i’ve fed 7 mg of caffeine each to, close the wounds, and let the crickets devour me so that my body can feel the same pain my mind felt after reading this,

I was reading this book around 3:39 am while cooking some some pizza roles and a giant lobster broke my door down and chief keep started blasting through his shell. He came in, started cradling me like a baby and cleaned the kitchen while I ate my pizza rolls. After he finished he carried me outside and flew into the ocean with me and I met his wife and children. I then woke up and realized I had a divine intervention.

As a rising terrorist, this book has pushed me to do the final act. Thank you book for finally persuading me to carry out my mission. If you are looking to harm people, all you need to do is read this book.

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I’m just hopping on the train with more than half of the other reviewers. Also, every one of these books is extremely overpriced and we never seem to get through the whole thing in class.

Saint x on top 🐯